1. Your Name: Randy but my friends call me Rando

2. Age: 26 Motha Fuckers !

3. Single or Taken: Taken

4. Favorite Film: uh,.. uh,... Evil Dead II

5. Favorite Song or Album: Hmmm,.... FREEBIRD ! !

6. Favorite Band/Artist: Led Zeppelin and Elvis THE KING !

7. Dirty or Clean: Clean, chicks don't dig a guy that smells like Gym socks.

8. Tattoos and/or Piercings: I use to have my eye brow pierced but got rid of that. got it bust'd up to much it the pits. so all I got now is my Ronin tattoo on my top right arm

9. Do we know each other outside of DA? Yeah ,... well I think we do unless I dream'd it all.

10. What's your philosophy on life? Laugh, and the world laughs with you. Cry, and I'll give you something to cry about, you little bastard.

11. Is the bottle half-full or half-empty? Its half-full cuz the fuck'n bartender cut me off

12. Would you keep a secret from me if you thought it was in my best interest? yup. I'd even put ya down if need be

13. What is your favorite memory of us? The Time where Hera kills Hercules family, and Hercules decided to take revenge by destroying her temples. Meanwhile, Iolaus becomes a stone statue by a she-demon. good times

14. What is your favorite guilty pleasure? uh,... eating late at night?

15. Tell me one odd/interesting fact about you: commando das how I roll

16. You can have three wishes (for yourself, so forget all the 'world peace etc' malarkey) - what are they? all I need is one I wish I had super powers!

17. Can we get together and make a cake? uh sure as long as i dont have to do anything.

18. Which country is your spiritual home? USA! USA! USA!

19. What is your big weakness? I have no weakness HA HA HA, I will crush you! for I AM ZOD !

20. Do you think I'm a good person? sure why not. whatever helps you sleep at night

21. What was your best/favorite subject at school? Recess, thats a subject right?

22. Describe your accent: A white guy try'n to sound latino or black

23. If you could change anything about me, would you? uh,.... Pass?

24. What do you wear to sleep? sweatpants and a shirt ,... some time no shirt so I can show of my zangief chest hair lmao

25. Trousers or skirts? Jeans. I'm forever in blue jeans

26. Cigarettes or alcohol? Hooch! I make my own stuff in my bathtub

27. If I only had one day to live, what would we do together?(If you have no idea, just say something crazy, it'll entertain me!) uh dress up like spartans from halo and then do a drive by in the hood

28. Will you repost this so I can fill it out for you. awww what the fuck? You mean I didn't have to fill this bull shit out? aww BITCH DICK!