My full name ? Why you a cop?

United States

1. Your Name: Randy but my friends call me Ronin

2. Age: 29 Motha Fuckers !

3. Single or Taken: Taken

4. Favorite Film: uh,.. uh,... Evil Dead II , oh and anything with muppets ? maybe

5. Favorite Song or Album: Hmmm,.... FREEBIRD ! !

6. Favorite Band/Artist: Led Zeppelin and Elvis THE KING !

7. Dirty or Clean: Clean, chicks don't dig a guy that smells like Gym socks and a dirty dick,... lmao. so yeah Clean das how I roll

8. Tattoos and/or Piercings: I use to have my eye brow pierced but got rid of that. got it bust'd up to much it the pits. so all I got now is my Ronin tattoo on my top right arm

9. Do we know each other outside of DA? Yeah ,... well I think we do unless I dream'd it all.

10. What's your philosophy on life? Laugh, and the world laughs with you. Cry, and I'll give you something to cry about, you little bastard.

11. Is the bottle half-full or half-empty? Its half-full cuz the fuck'n bartender cut me off

12. Would you keep a secret from me if you thought it was in my best interest? yup. I'd even put ya down if need be. a nice lil 12. gauge sleep'n pill

13. What is your favorite memory of us? The Time where Hera killed my family, and I decided to take revenge by destroying her temples. Meanwhile, you got turned in to a stone statue by a she-demon. good times..... wait I think that might have been a episode from Hercules,...NAH

14. What is your favorite guilty pleasure? uh,... eating late at night? fuck'n Fat ass lol

15. Tell me one odd/interesting fact about you: commando das how I roll.

16. You can have three wishes (for yourself, so forget all the 'world peace etc' malarkey) - what are they? all I need is one I wish I had super powers! I will become a Thunder GOD !!!

17. Can we get together and make a cake? uh sure as long as I dont have to do anything.

18. Which country is your spiritual home? USA! USA! USA! HOME OF THE ASSHOLE ! WHOOOO and I can say that cuz I'm AMERICAN ! ! !

19. What is your big weakness? I have no weakness HA HA HA, I will crush you! for I AM ZOD !

20. Are you a good person? Good,...Bad. I'm the guy with the gun

21. What was your best/favorite subject at school? Recess, thats a subject, right?

22. Describe your accent: A white guy try'n to sound latino or black or so I'v been told

23. If you could change anything about me, would you? uh,.... Pass? no wait your FACE ! AHAHAHAH !

24. What do you wear to sleep? sweatpants and a shirt ,... some time no shirt so I can show of my zangief chest hair lmao. I Crush you like bug !

25. Trousers or skirts? Jeans. I'm forever in blue jeans baby !

26. Cigarettes or alcohol? Hooch! I make my own stuff in my bathtub,.... oh man I'm loosen my eye sight. now das good hooch

27. If I only had one day to live, what would we do together?(If you have no idea, just say something crazy, it'll entertain me!) uh dress up like spartans from halo and then do a drive by in the hood

28. Will you repost this so I can fill it out for you. awww what the fuck? You mean I didn't have to fill this bull shit out? aww BITCH DICK!

Current Residence: South Cali yo ! , in a lil shit hole called El Monte , where fun comes to die
Favourite genre of music: almost anything Punk or rock'n'roll
Favourite photographer: The bitch that took my picture at the police station
Favourite style of art: Dont have a fav but if it looks good then i likes it
Operating System: Operating system ? Oh Operation , that game kicked ass
MP3 player of choice: m p 3 ?,......... i despise all wevers of the black arts
Shell of choice: Shotgun Shell
Wallpaper of choice: Wallpaper? what the fuck is this , trading spaces or some shit
Skin of choice: Mines , its pretty bad ass
Favourite cartoon character: To many to think of
Personal Quote: I got nothing